peAcockS to pRetzelS

i think if i had a peacock i would give it a pretzel, not sure why but i think i would if i had one, a pretzel to a peacock that is!! although what if it didn't like pretzels what would it say to me??? would it stare at me blankly and wait patiently, or would it get mad and start chasing me around my office. i spend a lot of time in my office, not sure if you know that or not, but i do. do you think i should call someone?? about the peacock that is... wait would i be fined for having a peacock, are they endangered, would they think i took it from the zoo, perhaps they wouldn't mind at all, after all who are they, are they the ones who make pretzels, are they the pretzel police, are they actually the peacock pretzel police with pistols... pretty peacock pistols with parachutes, is that it even possible for peacock pretzel police to shoot parachute pistols, i don't actually know. i like my office, it doesn't actually have any peacocks in it, but can you imagine if it did?? i wonder what i would feed it... maybe a pretzel!