Was I Wrong...

I have been dealing with a lot of bad hair days lately... i sense you nodding your head at me sympathetically - you noticed hey

this humidity has my hair heavy & frizzy/fly away all at the same time

i have the straightest hair i know of, i dream of wave and curls, i have always wanted curls... ironic isn't it?

i have done the perm thing, (oh did you know that is also a bad word - well apparently it is), I've done sponge curlers, hot rollers, curling irons of all sizes, and even crimpers!!

5 minutes later ... my hair is flat straight perpendicular in-a-line, well you get the idea

so i won't "p" my hair but there has got to be a way to have bounce

so I was thinking layers.... and since I cut my sweets hair and both my boys hair I figured  hey I should be able to cut layers into my own hair.... right??

ummm, oops

was I wrong... yes

so I am going to blame it on the humidity

funny story...
I was walking through the mall and one of those flat iron kiosk girls came running over to me with her flat iron waving in the air - long straight waist length hair gets those kiosk sales clerks kinda giddy for a sale...
so she came running over and I was like "no thank you right away" (i am not a community/public hair product or kiosk hand lotion sharer person)
so her response was "what kind of straightener do you use and have you tried ours..." to which i interrupted "i don't use a straightener" (she would have flipped if I had told her I actually use matrix curl life shampoo and conditioner - yes I know it is for people with curly hair...) to which she responded with sass.... "is that even your hair?"

was I wrong.... to give her the look and walk away... nope